Chez Yvonne
Terry Blaine
Andre’s
wife, Yvonne, was also French, but French Moroccan, and had a firey
personality. Their marriage ended, and
to spite Andre, Yvonne opened her own restaurant in Mountain View – Chez
Yvonne. The atmosphere there was similar
to L’Omelette, but had an extra edge to it, and checked ID’s even less
frequently. Both restaurants were
important to the atmosphere of the area.
Condominiums
were a new concept, and the developer had created an innovative, attractive
community. The new board of directors
didn’t really know what their responsibilities were, but they knew they should
have some rules. They decided that all
cars must be parked in garages. There
was one townhouse that always had a car outside in the driveway. The Rules
Committee instructed me to contact who-ever it was down in that Townhouse 43 to
find out why that car was always in the driveway. I procrastinated, but finally I rang the
doorbell, Yvonne Frelier answered the door.
She was thrilled to see an old customer and I was thrilled to see
her. She invited me in to see her house. It was lovely, but there were differences
between a condominium and a single-family home which sometimes made it
difficult for a developer to sell both the concept and the home.
The
developer of Los Altos Square was a really nice person, but he would have sold
his grandmother if he could make a deal.
Yvonne told him that she had to have a family room. In order to sell the townhouse, he made a
deal with Yvonne that she could convert her garage to a family room.
She
insisted that I see her creation in the garage.
It was a full-sized Moroccan bar.
A huge zebra skin covered the floor.
The mahogany bar glowed from layers of bar-top varnish. Above the bar, a false roof of palm fronds
concealed soft indirect lighting. Behind
the bar, glass shelves held rows of exotic liqueurs which were probably
left-overs from Chez Yvonne.
Then
she said, “Meet my kitty – here kitty, kitty”.
I heard 100 decibel purring, and out from behind the bar came a full-grown
cheetah. With a smile on its face, it
rubbed its chin on my leg like any affectionate cat and purred even louder when
I scratched behind its ears.
I
said, “Yvonne, I don’t know you, I have never been in your house, and I don’t
have a clue what sort of deal you made with the developer”. Fortunately, the Rules Committee forgot about
cars parked in driveways and went on to more important issues. But a wink was sometimes exchanged between
Yvonne and me.
Chez
Yvonne lives on in a garage in Los Altos